Welcome to Tesla Diner Our chef, a true grillmaster
Years ago, Elon envisioned Tesla Diner on Santa
Monica Boulevard—a 24/7 gas-station dining paradise
shaped like a UFO, complete with outdoor movie
screens.
Musk once suggested a diner where drivers could
watch movies at charging stations while
roller-skating carhops deliver meals, appealing to a
“culture that dines for experiences.” In the paved
parking lot, white charging stations stand like
monuments, topped by two elevated screens. These
screens will play films lasting about 30 minutes,
roughly the time it takes to charge a vehicle,
alongside Superchargers for your ride.
By
March 2025, the woke crowd went wild over his DOGE
role, torching Teslas and crashing the stock. But
Elon’s unfazed—gas-station dining needs a reboot for
longer charging times, construction’s nearly done,
and he’s ready to open.
is
frying up miracles under pressure. Let him Cook!